Prompt - Ever have one of these days?

[charisstoma]

"When a kitty gets the crazies no one is safe..."
This is me.

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[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

*steps away carefully*

Let's see if I remember the survival lessons:
FLEE
don't look back
don't stop
don't fall for cuteness
RUN

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

oooooooo prey.

Chase.
Grab leg, wrapping paws around leg.
If prey wiggles kick with back paws.
If prey doesn't wiggle, bite.
Run away before large prey can retaliate.
Hide to jump out and pounce again.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Flails
Wails

ouchie, ouchie, ouchie

KNEW hiding was a good option!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Ha! Will wander/run around inside the house crying pitifully until you come out.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

shhhh nobody here. Me and doggy aren't speaking. nu-huh.