charisstoma

Title: “The Silent Meow*” book 2
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 414

“They’re kittens from the Geisha Gang,” Jasper said quietly.

Just as quietly I commented, “It’s not illegal to be a feral familiar as long as they don’t resort in violence or other activities of that nature.”

“Yeah, well I’ve heard of their oral skill sets and for the adventurous lovers of pain the way they fill an asshole …” Jasper stopped. “No, it’s the paws kneading your balls while they’ve got you in their mouths and then they pull off, look up at you with those sweet faces wearing sly grins and you feel the prick of claws just that close to drawing blood when they ask how much money you intend to pay for what they’re doing. You’d better name a goodly amount and have it on you before you let them take you into any alley.” He wiped his forehead.

“You okay?” I asked him.

“Yeah. I was lucky. Had just hit the cash machine before one of them approached me all purrs and rubbing.”

I turned to stare at Jasper, “You could have said no.”

Sputtering Jasper demanded, “Will you look at them. Now imagine the rumbling purrs, sleek furred bodies rubbing against you and paws kneading your pants leg so winsomely.” He drew a breath, “It’s not illegal but it should be,” he declared. “No one could resist such enticements.”

I laughed and smiling like a coy Cheshire, “You could if you were owned.”

“What?”

“If you were mine there’d be no cream left in you for them to be tempting,” I said.

Jasper swallowed, “You sure you want me?”

“Oh yes,” I purred.

Which is how I came to have a human pet held firmly under my paw. The Geisha Gang … let’s just say that Jasper has only a smile when he looks at them but he has nothing to give them and sometimes, sometimes I wonder if this wasn’t a clever ploy on his part to get me to adopt him because no one else has mentioned the activities of the Geisha Gang. So if they did or didn’t take advantage of my sweet Jasper like he recounted; well let’s just say that the small sum under $50 I paid for them to ‘roll him’, I think that’s the term, was well spent. Jasper can be quite naively oblivious. And I find that the loving of him, the care he takes of me for my contentment, and the sexy yowls he makes, Yes, definitely money well spent.

*The Silent Miaow: A Manual for Kittens, Strays, and Homeless Cats by Paul Gallico