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[charisstoma]

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, has introduced a new machine that makes sperm donation even easier- an automatic sperm extractor. I’m all for hands-free technology, but have scientists gone a little too far with this invention?

The effortless machine features a massage pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. All the gentleman has to do is plug in the frequency, amplitude and temperature and off they go. It’s also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.

According to the director of the urology department of the hospital, the machine is designed to help individuals that are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way. We're not entirely convinced that standing in a room shared by many other people and being milked like a cow is going to help, but their efforts are commendable. Here’s to technology.

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Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

You know there's a fic in this, right?

[frogs_of_war]

Let's hope they at least curtain people off. How is it cleaned? Or rather, hopefully it's cleaned between users. How many guys, do you suppose, know their preferred frequency, amplitude and temperature? Hopefully those are easy to change while one is distracted.

[(Anonymous)]

Real-ly??
*looks* Where?

You'll have to show it to me.
*grins*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

And this would be me with a sleep muddled brain still coming out of a dream where I got into a van not my own and filled it at the gas station and then realised that though my keys worked on it it was a lawn mowing machine truck.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

This was supposed to be a demo at a technology fair from the other comments and *coughs* I suppose it's trial and error as far as the settings goes, start at the low levels and work your way up. Really hope there was an emergency 'cut it off, cut it off' stop button.