Drabblerotic:The Letter L - Logistics *head desk* I did this letter already/ Meep birthday alternate

Title: Lost Cause? (PG, m/m)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
Prompt: The Letter L - Logistics
Meep has a birthday. Meep deserves something fluffy... well this has fluffing in it.

“Lovely lemon lollypop lying upon the lip.” No that wouldn’t quite do, lots of tongue action though.

“Round the rough and rugged rocks the unruly rascal ran.” That wouldn’t do either, too much teeth with possible fear inducing nipping action.

“Mibble, mabble, mumblety-pegs. Mutter, member, mop.” Not too bad, lots of vibrations the humming of the words gave. Still, words … some nonsense to remember.

Screw it.
This was supposed to be foreplay and he wanted to get screwed. He hummed a tune he’d heard in a store, unfortunately it was It’s a Small World After All.

His date sighed.