More whining me

I know that I'm being very tunnel visioned here but with all the water I've been drinking and thinking about what's happening in 2 days and how to pay for it, I'm very like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory and his timely 'Everyone knows I always move my bowels at (forgot what time) in the morning.'
'Scared the shit out of me' is not a cliche, I do it for regular doctors' appt. too.
Am not dwelling on it but why do I have to flush my intestines for the surgery again? Yeah, I know, Just in case.

In other news, I have made my second small loaf of whole wheat oatmeal bread in the bread machine and might have tweaked the recipe to where I like it. Original recipe called for lemon juice which never lasts long here with a child who drinks the Real Lemon straight from the bottle. Tried wine vinegar because that's all I had. Bread didn't taste right, kind of sour and not enough salt. Increase of salt, mollasses, and doing away with lemon/vinegar worked well. It's still missing that overt oatmeal where you can pull a piece of oatmeal from the slice as you eat it. Am using the old fashioned rolled oats rather than more processed oatmeal. There's a second knead in the bread machine cycle, add more oatmeal then but I'd have to add more water maybe? hmmm.

Day of Porn -- July 16 08:00 EST

July 16 is next Monday. Do I have anything that fits for posting for this Day?

rykaine posted:
http://rykaine.livejournal.com/894988.html

Ok, July 16 is next Monday. Between now and then you have time to contemplate the porny goodness--fic or pic--you'd like to contribute to the day. And I totes wished I'd remembered this sooner, 'cause I could do giveaways or something and it would be awesome.

Those who have never heard of or participated maybe wondering:
What is Day of Porn?

Put simply: Day of Porn is as the name implies. It's just a day for writers/readers to put aside their more serious fic and indulge in shameless porn. That's really it.

How it all goes down: Monday morning (we'll say 0800 EST) I'll make the official "it's started" post. You can either comment on that post with your contribution, or comment with a link to where your contribution can be read. It really doesn't matter how you do it.

Some basic rules:
•no min/max word count
•no limit to how many contributions you can make
•open to fic or pic
•doesn't have to be porn (but it's more fun)
•open to slash or het, original or fanfic
•please apply appropriate warnings as necessary (eg, incest, anthro, poly, etc)
•we prefer see new stuff, but we'll count anything that was posted after July 1, 2012
•feel free to pimp! ^_^