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charisstoma) wrote2016-05-02 06:03 pm
charisstoma) wrote2016-05-02 06:03 pm
If you are a vampire....
HELP !!! I'm stuck on this one......
This is actually for health insurance!
HELP !!! I'm stuck on this one......
This is actually for health insurance!
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what happens if you answer "yes"?
Prompt.
One person did comment on that site that it was possible that a person had received CPR and been brought back. Or it could be a trick question to weed out those of the undead.
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Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
The next day the testimony of the doctor continued. (same lawyer)
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
OR this could be the reason for the question on that health insurance form:
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
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