charisstoma (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
charisstoma) wrote2018-07-31 04:45 pm
charisstoma) wrote2018-07-31 04:45 pm
Proselytizing for Dracula
So those who haven't seen this elsewhere.
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?
"No- wait, Dracula?"
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”