If you are a vampire....

[charisstoma]

HELP !!! I'm stuck on this one......
This is actually for health insurance!

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[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*GRINS* http://www.bailyes.com/funny_image_gallery_lawyer_questions.htm

Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

The next day the testimony of the doctor continued. (same lawyer)

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

OR this could be the reason for the question on that health insurance form:
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

Those are genuine?! Thats....