This would be a great insult to call someone

[charisstoma]

"bezoar" - hairball of cat fur

You diseased infested flea ridden bezoar.
You phlegm* encrusted bezoar.


*laughing* bezoar http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bezoar

A hard indigestible mass of material, such as hair, plant fibers, or seeds, found in the stomach or intestine of animals, especially ruminants and sometimes humans. Bezoars were formerly considered to be antidotes to poisons and to possess magic properties.

[1470–80; bezear < Medieval Latin bezahar < Arabic bā(di) zahr < Persian pād-zahr counterpoison]
Random House Kernerman Webster's College Dictionary, © 2010 K Dictionaries Ltd. Copyright 2005, 1997, 1991 by Random House, Inc. All rights reserved.


*the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth, esp. that occurring in the lungs and throat passages, as during a cold.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/phlegm

Comments

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

You did the quiz? What was your score?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Think the score was 83%

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

I win *dopey dance* I got 84% LOL I'm a good guesser ;)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

You ... *laughs* Winner has to write part 4 of the Never Annoy a Cat

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

nah-huh posted that yesterday *looks at time* the night before yesterday :p

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Alright, Part 5. *Grins*

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

There's to be a part five? Are you sure?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

What gave away that I'd done the quiz? *laughing*
Bezoar could have come up (unintended pun) in normal for me internet searches.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

I've heard the word before so recognised it out of the options, but wouldn't have been able to tell you it.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Added an extra maligning insult phrase. *snickering*

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

oooo that sounds vile. You need to use that in a fic :D