Drabblerotic 2014 - B is for Bloody (m/m, not horror)

[charisstoma]

Title: So You were told to go out for Reddi-wip (m/m, not horror)
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100
B is for Bloody


“Bloody Hell!” was heard. Oh yeah, Brent was home.

Brent for his part stared at the vision that had met his eye as he opened the door. Viscous red dripped down over the sides of Kevin’s nude body where it was laid out on the table. The emergency 911 speed dial just missed being pressed from his seeing Kevin’s tummy giggling.

“What in the ….” Brent took a calming breath and tried again, “Why are you …,” he waved his hand indicating Kevin’s pose, laid out in bloody state.”

A frown marred Kevin’s face. “It’s raspberry sauce. I’m fucking dessert.”

Continues with The Scent of Raspberry

Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Maybe not the best choice of topping? ::giggles:: maybe add whipped cream next time.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

See the Reddi-wip is whipped cream in an aerosol can.
That would be the foreplay, Brent spraying it on and then licking it *smiiiiiile* aaaaall off.

[mee-eep.livejournal.com]

fucking dessert hmm makes me think of this : article think/hope it was an April's fool posting but you never know..

[beren-writes.livejournal.com]

A plan well executed, but not thought through :)

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

*GRINS* I've been thinking of the logistics of raspberry sauce application. Difficult enough to put it and keep it in the places you want but if, as it seems here, Kevin stomps off in a pique at the end of the drabble, all that raspberry sauce is going to leave a trail. Definitely not thought through.

[thwax.livejournal.com]

Thank god he didn't call 911! ;P

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yes, 911 would not be amused. They take a dim view of prank calls and idiot people. *grins* They get so many of the latter. Unless they're writing a book ...

Raspberry juice would stain? I know that run through a kid's digestive tract they do. Hope that Kevin put a oilcloth tablecloth under himself before pouring on the stuff. *head desk* I wrote this and I'm second guessing the author.

[frogs_of_war]

This is one of those cases where thinking about how someone would react is a good idea. I know someone whose boyfriend paid for a weekend winery tour on a weekend she worked. She was pretty upset.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kind of like getting someone a paid day at a spa with massage and you're not there too.