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charisstoma) wrote2014-01-13 11:58 pm
charisstoma) wrote2014-01-13 11:58 pm
Reposting because on finding this, which I'd forgotten, I was laughing and reading through tears
This is a repost of something I rediscovered while going through postings 2 + years ago
Though not having had a colonoscopy, I had to do something like it for prep for my surgery and I think I've already mentioned how much fun the pre-pre what's wrong with you Barium shake was as they tracked the kinks in my intestines. Barium does NOT taste good, plus if you have a small amount still in you and have a slight accident in bed and don't realize what happened until the next morning you discover that yes your insides probably do sparkle because that whitish smudge that dried on the sheet sure did.
We all need a laugh sometimes. Dave Barry wrote this. It is hard to breathe and see through this. Trying to read it to someone.... well have them read over your shoulder and have the floor ready for laying on for that rotflmao effect.
Though not having had a colonoscopy, I had to do something like it for prep for my surgery and I think I've already mentioned how much fun the pre-pre what's wrong with you Barium shake was as they tracked the kinks in my intestines. Barium does NOT taste good, plus if you have a small amount still in you and have a slight accident in bed and don't realize what happened until the next morning you discover that yes your insides probably do sparkle because that whitish smudge that dried on the sheet sure did.
We all need a laugh sometimes. Dave Barry wrote this. It is hard to breathe and see through this. Trying to read it to someone.... well have them read over your shoulder and have the floor ready for laying on for that rotflmao effect.