This could happen

[charisstoma]

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[frogs_of_war]

Yeah, but you'd have to be careful. The spider might be a shifter and after being rousted out of his house, he'd come beat on your door.

Or maybe he'd flirt with the mailman, and so stick around to see him, until they start living together.

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

the little sketch of the spider totally makes it, altho i like that the mailman has a choice of relocation or homicide to get rid of it.