I am cooooool. Cooooool. Coooooool. Coooool. Exhausted but coooool. Took a sick day, I have lots and lots of those since I haven't taken hardly any of those and never taken a personal day. I'm going to have to do that last sometime before I retired because they'll pay me for a certain amount of days but not let me work for anything over that. That would put my schools and Librarian in a great bind.
You will love this, I think: http://www.ilona-andrews.com/blog/2014/09/22/mere-formality/
There's also a Kindle version but I don't think from what you've said that it would work for you.
Ilona says in the promo Warning: this story is one big dirty joke. There is no actual sex, but there is a lot discussion about it. It was written on a dare. Someone told us that we couldn’t write a short story around one particular phrase, and we did. So I recommend this for people 18+. Because you know, we wouldn’t want to corrupt your minors.
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You will love this, I think:
http://www.ilona-andrews.com/blog/2014/09/22/mere-formality/
There's also a Kindle version but I don't think from what you've said that it would work for you.
Ilona says in the promo
Warning: this story is one big dirty joke. There is no actual sex, but there is a lot discussion about it. It was written on a dare. Someone told us that we couldn’t write a short story around one particular phrase, and we did. So I recommend this for people 18+. Because you know, we wouldn’t want to corrupt your minors.