The Boy was roughly 12 hours of labour. It was pretty intense, too, as the contractions were 5 minutes apart when I got to the hospital and then picked up the pace to be less than 2 minutes apart for the next 10 hours. The last 2 hours were contractions every 30 seconds. That was fun.

Not nearly as much fun as getting the episodimy stitched without pain killers/freezing though. For the record, that fucking hurt like you wouldn't believe and is one of the weirdest feelings ever.