For some reason I really really want an ending where the newly wed bad guys win, get all the money, and run off and live on a tropical island where they spend the rest of their lives having sex.

But that could be because I have spent the day being the good guy, chasing around the district after the so called bad guys, and I still didn't win! ::sniffs:: Why don't my offenders want to come and enjoy the benefits of my bountiful rehabilitational skills!