I didn't know you liked to write bdsm. *grins & snickers*

The whips, the cuffs, the timer....
what no cock ring? No vibrating butt plug?

Oh it's not that kind of school.

So poultry farming school.

Water for the mash in their food pan. Timer to wake you before the rooster rises to crow. Cuffs to the back of the head if you leave the door to the coop undone. Whips for the making of scrambled eggs with eggs stolen away before the hens or cock wake.

Makes perfect sense.