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for the view but this grew from Not a Lot of Help
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count:655


Andy popped his head in through the doorway,“Newt’s asleep. I’m going to dish up some ice cream. You want any?”

“Hmmm,” Simon responded, “yeah, sure.”

Coming further into the room, “What are you looking at….” Andy stopped. “Holy… Why, ever..?”

“You don’t think it would be fun to wear? I think you’d look very, very good in this.”

“Even the model can’t quite pull it off.”

“You wouldn’t have to. Read more... )
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This is the blue but they come in black, white (2 varieties of accent bindings), gold,& red.


It looks so innocent from the side. )
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Title: Not a Lot of Help
Continues from: Part 2
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100

“We’ve got an invitation to the postal carrier’s wedding.”

“The one that’s marrying the were-spider?” Simon didn’t look up from the newspaper.

“That’s the one. You think it’s safe to go; it says children welcome?”

“There are bound to be were-spiderlings then. Newt and anyone that looks like a bug…”

Andy closed his eyes, “So send a present but won’t be attending. They’ve been living together for a while. What should we get them?”

“He had a big smile on his face and was walking a bit gingerly the other day,” Simon snickered.

Andy sighed, “Gift certificate to ‘that’ site?”

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Title: Magic
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 509

It wasn’t as if you couldn’t expect to see unusual things on the academy’s campus and after a while you grow used to it, but, this wasn’t happening on campus. Magic like this couldn’t be faked even if the audience stopped in the park couldn’t believe this wasn’t some ingenious new ‘magic trick’ with a perfectly good rational explanation they just weren’t privy to.

“Daddy,” Newt whispered, “he’s naughty. Not do ‘sept at school.”

“I know Newt,” Andy’s words were too low to be overheard, “watch but don’t mention that. It’s,” he struggled for an explanation, “supposed to be secret.” Just in case he pulled out his cell phone and recorded the ‘trick’ sending it to Simon who was wandering someplace around amongst the market stalls.

Simon arrived at Andy’s elbow barely minutes later and from the scowl on his face not pleased.

“Get a picture of his face and the cat,” he growled quietly.

Andy nodded. “Done.”

“Let me have your phone and I’ll send it to the people who need to look into this and maybe do damage control.”

It wasn’t long before some notable strangers seemed to be in the crowd.

“Didn’t take them long?”, Andy hazarded, “that is the calvary, isn’t it?”

“Yep.”

“Was happen?” Newt asked.

‘How to explain’, Andy pondered; ‘to explain to an under 3 year old what was happening.’

Simon beat him to it. “It’s like Murder She Wrote Newt. They’re going to investigate.”

“Since when has Newt been watching Murder She Wrote, Simon? And for how long.”

“Like Daddy. Fun.”

“Uh huh, Newt.” Andy was glaring at Simon.

“It teaches logic. And that not all people should be trusted but sometimes who you think shouldn’t be can be.”

“Like book and cover,” Newt added his efforts to the discussion.

“And that you can trust but do so carefully.”

“Carefee.”

“Oh Simon.” In his own way Simon was trying to prepare their son to be safe in a world where magic, real magic, exposed would not be well received by either the normal people or the magically able people. So he opined a different observation. “From the look of how the cat reacted, I don’t think it’s guilty.”

“Agreed.”

Newt’s, “Ageed.” made Andy smile.

“He did look like what in the fuck are you doing, didn’t he?” Simon said.

“Fuck.” Newt repeated.

With a glare, Andy let Simon know that it was for a totally different reason that Andy was going to talk to him when they got home. In the mean time….

“Newt. That’s a naughty word,” Simon and Andy said in tandem.

Newt nodded his head, “Fuck naughty. Not use neee-ar ‘dults. Tell frends.”

“Shit.”

Delighted laughter came from Newt. “Naughty Daddy. Bad word.”

So maybe he would have that talk with Simon after all, Andy thought, at least not the way he’d planned to. “Did we get everything we planned on shopping for?,” he asked instead.

“That and more,” Simon answered ruefully. “So home then?” “And Newt, don’t use those words.”

“I think so.”

“Home,” Newt agreed.

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Title: Write an Ode - "The Gate Post" (R, Fantasy, Wizards'World)
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100


“What are you doing in Newt’s tree house?” Simon called from below.

“Being melodramatic sulking,” came tersely back.

“And that would be why?”

“I feel like it.”

“Newt has these cute little clawed feet to climb up there and you don’t, Andy.”

“Rope ladder.”

“Oh. Then ‘what light’ and all that, let down your ladder. I can make it all better, whatever it is.”

“Sulking.”

“Ooooh yes. I’ve got this magic tongue that flickers and pokes into interesting places and I’m supple enough to poke elsewhere while doing it. Guaranteed mood adjustment. When does Newt get out of school?”

“Hours.”

The Note

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Title:The Note
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 1417


Duncan read the note stuck to the outside of the mailbox and glanced inside. Sure enough there was a spider and a big one that looked back at him with large pupiled green eyes.

“Well, hello there. The person that has their mail delivered to this box is bothered by your presence. I don’t suppose that I could convince you to move?”

The spider looked at him and if Duncan wasn’t imagining it, those eyes narrowed slightly.

Read more... )

Continues from Part 2 &

Not a lot of help
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When a spore of Ophiocordyceps unilateralis meets an ant ...
http://mentalfloss.com/article/53290/5-real-life-zombies
http://www.livescience.com/15962-zombie-caterpillar-virus.html


Title: Zombies and Cookies, oh my.
Continues from Daycare & The Halloween Costume
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 429

Looking around as Andy entered the house he waited for Newt’s happy greeting and when it didn’t happen wondered if maybe Simon had forgotten that he was supposed to pick up their child from the daycare. “Simon?”

From the kitchen came, “Here.”

“Where’s Newt?”

Simon, hands busy making balls of cookie dough to fill the second backing sheet, pointed with his chin towards a flower pot currently located under the dining table.

“What happened?” There was a small snake curled around the base of the plant in the pot under the table.

“Something that doesn’t exist,” Simon said very casually, “Zombies. One of the kids had seen a movie and was telling everyone all about it.” Andy could hear Simon’s gritted teeth, “in detail.”

“Really? Amazing. Were they zombie people or did it include zombie animals?”

Simon hissed so that Andy would be the only one hearing, “Not helping here.”

“I just wondered, because though zombies do exist, they’re ants or caterpillars. Not snakes, so you’re safe and I think that Newts are immune too.”

A little voice came from below the table, “You too Daddy?”

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Title: Who’s Fooling Who? (Fantasy, PG, Newt)
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100



“Plat-ty idot. Notta good per-thon.”

Andy stopped and looked around for the small person, who in his opinion was much too young to be acquainted with the word idiot. His attention sharpened when it was Newt’s voice that responded.

“Bad word. You say bad word.”

“Not. Hear VT.”

Newt was shaking his head sadly. “Grow-up bad word. Naughty.”

“Platty take toy.”

“Splain Platty. Ask back. It yours.”

Andy was so proud and then he heard, “Daddies hav toys too. They go brrrrrrrooooom brrrrrrooooom and Daddy say bad words, then kiss Daddy Sye.”

His friend nodded, “My too. Big boy toys.”



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Title: The Toy
Continues from Daycare & The Halloween Costume
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 2909



“Here worm, Present.”

“Not worm,” Newt stated.

“Looks you.”

“Doesn’t.”

“Green,” Platty said.

“Not me.”

“You green.”

“No bite.”

“No bite. Newt friend. Present.”

“Oh,” Newt looked unsure.

“Has book. Present.” A book appeared.

“Danks?” “Still not worm. No bite.”

“No bite.” Platty looked uncertain, “Squeeze? K, you squeeze? Can squeeze?”

Newt paled a little as the worm bent in the middle in Platty’s hand.

“You squeeze. Soft. Try."Read more... )
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Title: The Halloween Costume (PG, Fantasy, series)
Continues from Class
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100



There were lots of complements on Newt’s Halloween costume. Exclamations on how cute he was and how inventive his parents were to dress him as a worm poking his head from an apple. Of course the apple was actually a small pumpkin but Newt had grown and an apple wasn’t big enough anymore.

“I cuuuuuute,” Newt cooed wiggling in his bath water.

“Yes you were and are,” Andy agreed, “very cute.”

“Cute enough to nibble on,” Simon smiled though he was contemplating nibbling on a different fruit, more of a sensitive plum shaped fruit. Newt should fall asleep early tonight.

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Title: Growling and Hissing
Continues from Class
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 700

“Newt. Neeeeeeew- t. Where are you, baby? It’s dinner time.”
Andy walked carefully through the house, just in case Newt had fallen asleep on the carpet. Newt’d gotten much more capable of movement but he refused to put his son in a glass cage. Besides they’d Newt proofed the house. The main problem was not stepping on him.

Finally he saw his son. Up on the back of the sofa ‘catching some rays’ was Newt who stretched with his mouth open in a leisurely yawn.

“How did you get get up there, baby and why didn’t you answer me?”

There was a hiss for an answer.

“What did you say to me young man?” Andy tried not to take it too personally but needed to be stern. Newt was young and maybe exploring what he could get away with but this wasn’t the norm for him.

A growl, followed by another hiss, answered.

“Where did you get that from?! That is not acceptable behavior. I treat you with respect and you had better treat me with respect… or ...else.”

The hiss was uncertain this time. Read more... )

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Title: Class
Continues from Daycare & Where's Newt?
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 525

The voice could have come from anyone in the milling students,“Hey! What do you call a blond witch in an institution of higher learning?”

“Don’t. Don’t give it credence.” Andy had his hand latched tightly onto Simon’s forearm.

“You aren’t a witch and you are,if not smarter than that idiot.”

“Idiot call Daddy bad person?” Newt had raised his small head above the edge of his pouch carrier stretching up to see around.

“No, that is not what the person said,” Andy answered. “He’s just behaving badly.”

“Oh... ‘K”

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Title: Where's Newt? (Fantasy,PG,series)
Continues from Daycare
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author:charisstoma
Word: 100


“Where’s Newt?”

“The daycare experience wore him out,” Andy smiled coyly. “We came home, he ate a meal and fell asleep practically atop his food so I put him to bed.”

“Oh. Ooooooooh,” as Simon caught on.

The dining room was lit by candles; the table with a dark red tablecloth and in the middle of the table were arrayed bottles of different kinds of lube and toys that weren’t for Newt.

Andy himself wore a translucent, barely covering his hips, night shirt that gaped invitingly down the front.

“You sure it’s safe?”

“Yes. Now… before he does wake up.”



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Title:Daycare
Continues from No Rest for the Wicked
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 404

First day of daycare, for socialization Andy told himself. A clingy Newt was picking up on Andy’s mood, coiled tight around Andy’s forearm. Andy intended to stay for the visit for a little while. Newt wasn’t the only one feeling clingy.

“Why don’t we go into the water room,” Miz Liz smiled. “There’s a new little fellow there too.” She laughed, “he loves having his belly rubbed.” Looking at Newt, “I think you might like him. He loves playing in the water.”

The coil of Newt’s body loosened at bit.

“We empty the pool daily and scrub it down, sometimes twice a day. With little ones accidents do happen and unless the children are in human form… well they haven’t created swim diapers for the were-forms.”

Andy nodded, his eyes surveying the small kiddy sized shallow pool inset into the floor and the adult attendant keeping careful watch.

“You’ll notice that there’s someone here all the time with the younglings. In their were-forms most can swim safely unattended but well since the little ones might try to change into human form, we like to play it safe.”

Newt was definitely loosening, sliding down Andy’s arm towards the floor.

“Daddy. Swim?”

“It’s alright. You need to rinse off first before going in the water,” Miz Liz gestured towards the small spray hose . “When you’re bigger, you can wash down by yourself but you’ll need to use hands or paws and be a bit stronger,” she told Newt.

“Baff first,” Newt bobbed his head, “Okay.”

“Want to try out the pool and meet Platty?”

“YES,” Newt lunged towards Miz Liz, who neatly caught him in two hands.

Laughing, “no jumping like that though. You might miss or I might,” Miz Liz told him. “We don’t want any accidents from playing rough.” She rinsed off Newt and then went over to the pool to introduce Newt to, first the attendant and then to Platty, Andy following them.

The little platypus was cute and seemed friendly. Newt was curious. Everything seemed to be going well.

Miz Liz looked sternly at Platty, “Now I know that Newt looks a bit like a worm but he’s not; NOT food. So no biting.”

Newt looked at his new friend? “NO Bite.”

Andy could swear the platypus grinned, “No Bite. Tickle?”

‘Oh lord’, Andy settled himself into a chair against the wall as Newt stuck out his tongue and flickered it.

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Title: No Rest for the Wicked (Fantasy, G, family)
Continues from Parenthood
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100


“But I’m not tired.”

“You will be later if you don’t take a nap now.”

“I’m not sleepy.”

Through what was obviously gritted teeth, “then lie quietly and rest.”

Andy smiled until, “Daddy and I are going to rest too.”
Not good. So not good. Andy held his breath.

“Can I rest with you and Daddy?”

“No. You’ll talk and not rest.”

“I’ll talk quietly.”

“And you’ll want us to listen and then answer. No one will get any rest.”

“You and Daddy will be resting together.”

“Daddy and I won’t be talking. Now rest.”

There was a reluctant, “o-kay.”



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Title: Parenthood (PG, Fantasy, series)
Continues from Bath Time
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 100


“He’s asleep ... finally,” was furtively whispered.

A hushed, “Good. Get the wine, I’ll go light the candles.”

Two figures separated to their tasks, to meet out at the pool for one of their rare romantic interlude.

“That was a good idea to wear him out at the zoo.”

“He tried growling at the lions and I swear they were laughing, roaring back. Newt squealed, ‘Look squirrel’, at the bear.”

Andy’s chuckle was cut off by a kiss and smiling decided naked Simons were a good thing to have in the pool. He opened his thighs.

“Daddies?”

'damn it.'



No Rest for the Wicked

Bath time

Sep. 19th, 2016 09:33 am
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Title: Bath Time
Continues from Hungy
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 701


“Alright, Newt my little eel stop wriggling like an … eel.” Andy sometimes thought about taping Newt to the changing pad just so it would be easier to swap out his bandage of a diaper.

“Eeeeeeeeel. I eeeeeeeeeel.” Newt writhed around trying to escape.

“No, you’re not,” Andy sang.” You’re my skink of a son Newt. Who I love very, very, very much but if you don’t hold still ……”

“Skiiink. I skiiiink.”

Andy sighed. “Newt please hold still. If you were house trained like your Father, you could run around without your diaper but you aren’t.”

“I am not house trained,” was said firmly.

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Hungy

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Title: Hungy
Continues from The After Birth
prior Andy & Simon drabbles
Author: charisstoma
Word count: 521


The wail of a small child got closer, Newt. How was he supposed to do yoga, or try anyway, to relieve stress if the cause of that stress was currently crying.

“Um, Newt is hungry,” Simon began, “and … Newt, baby, Daddy Andy is busy right now can we delay the crying for now?”

“Hungy!”

“I know but Daddy Andy is doing something, see?” Obviously Simon had pointed a small skink in the line of sight of Andy.

Sighing, Andy walked himself back up to a point where he could roll himself into a standing position. There was an unusually quiet snake-familiar in the room and a giggling small skink who happened to be his supposedly hungry son.

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